Saturday, October 26, 2013

Friend Request of Teenage Daughter By 57 Year Old Co Worker 'Might Be Creepy', Says Mom

Wilmington DE - Local Secretary Betty Mintberg says her 17 year old daughter Amber received a Facebook Friend Request over the weekend from her 57 year old-co worker, Jerry Yuttle. The two met each other briefly a couple times when the mother and daughter shared a car and Amber stopped into the office.

"I mean, I don't think it's wrong per se, or inappropriate but they have only met a couple times and I think all Amber has ever said to him was 'hey' maybe once in the office. What could Jerry possibly want in being friends with her on Facebook?" Betty wondered.

"Ummm, like the guy could be my grandfather or something. Seriously. The first time I was in my moms office he was like trying to ask me if I liked Muskee fishing and I was all ignoring him. What the hell is a Muskee, and why does he smell like the food court at the mall?" Betty's daughter Amber wondered. "I totally deleted the first Friend Request but it showed up again like 2 weeks later. Eeww."

Others in the local Staffing Service office where Betty works say they know Jerry as a pretty mellow guy that likes fishing, taxidermy and WWE and they don't recall him ever mentioning a girlfriend.

"I asked him about that once," said Gary Zump, an accountant at the office. "He just gave me this really weird look and then asked if I knew where you could buy a lot of rope cheaply. He's sorta weird but he's always at work on time."

"I suppose I think it might just be a little creepy, sure. I mean, Amber is almost 18 but to me she's still a child and she has plenty of boys her own age and a little older very interested in her. In fact, most of her Facebook friends are guys and they're always buying her things and stopping by the house. I wish I had 10 more like her," Betty gushed.

Ambers Facebook page had modest security settings so we were only able to view a few pictures and posts but from our investigation it was apparent that she enjoyed summer, the beach, bikinis, shirtless male models and tanning, as well as Twerking.

"Hey what's the big deal? Just because I'm older means I can't be friends with younger people? It's crazy," said Jerry. "Have you seen that girl Twerk for f**k sake? What does she expect? 674 Facebook friends she has, but I'm the A hole because I send her a request. People are way too sensitive and restraining order happy these days."

Last we checked Amber had not added Jerry as a Friend on Facebook but she let us know he's following her on Twitter, Instagram and Vine and recently was spotted outside her tanning salon "just tying his shoe" for several minutes.

-Darryl Mabry, NewsBELLY

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